kicks ass once again!!
gives praise to the poker gods for his good fortune.
slaps $nick in the face!
does the Adams shuffle on top of his magical deck.
seals up his vacuum-fresh can of whoop-ass.
kisses all of his queens in thanks for their good luck.
makes $nick a one-eyed jack.
takes that itchy fifth ace out from under his sleeve.
does the hokey pokey and he turns himself around. That's what it's all about!
puts his lucky deck back in its temple.
cleans up the card table with $nick.
tries to cover that stinky backdoor.
pulls a David Copperfield & makes $nick's luck disappear.
sits back and watches $nick wallow in defeat.
implores $nick to make sure he has mIRC 4.52 in his possession. Then kicks his ass.